Just thought I'd share a joke my yoga instructor told us last night:
Yogi to the hotdog vendor: Make me 'one with everything'.
Hotdog vendor hands Yogi a hotdog with everything on it: That'll be $3.50
Yogi hands vendor a $20 bill. Vendor starts helping next customer.
Yogi: Hey, where's my change?
Vendor: Change comes from within.
I like it. I did yoga today. I don't have a class. I have a dvd. And I suppose it is not really yoga. Well, the lady on the dvd is doing yoga. I call what I do, Fat-chick Yoga. I do the best I can. I am sure I look ridiculous, but I love it.
ReplyDeleteThank you for coming over to my blog for a visit. Since you asked, my doctorate degree is in law. There. I said it. I'm a lawyer. But, shhhh. Don't tell anyone. I know the world does not need one more American lawyer. But, it's okay. I stay at home with my kids now, so I'm off the street.