January 10, 2014

Handsome is as Handsome Does

Occasionally, as I was growing up, I heard my mother describe a young man of our acquaintance as a ‘wolf’.  A ‘wolf’, my mother explained, was someone with a predatory nature, particularly toward young, innocent girls (Little Red Riding Hood anyone?), and once identified, a ‘wolf’ was to be avoided at all costs by my three sisters and me.  Wolves came in many different styles of sheep’s clothing, but the costume of which I believe my mother was most wary was of the smooth-talking, preppy frat boy type.  Interestingly enough, she distrusted a guy with a squeaky clean appearance, and often for good reason; after all, she was a teenager in the 50’s and knew this type very well.  She knew these boys could be very crafty wolves - the type to flatter a girl’s parents and then take her out, get her drunk and take advantage.  But, as everyone knows, teenagers often rebel against their parents’ ways and wishes, if only to assert a certain amount of independence, and I was no different.  In high school I developed a crush on a boy of the preppy frat boy type which seemed to resurface in the 80’s.  He was the kind of boy featured in teen magazines, the type to make young, otherwise intelligent girls act silly.  He wore name brand polo shirts with the collar turned up in various shades of pastel, leather loafers, and sported spiky, gelled hair. To my mind he had the face of an angel, and I pointed him out to my mom one day.

“He’s very ‘pretty’, isn’t he,” she said with a curl of her lip.
“He’s not pretty, Mom, he’s handsome,” I protested.
“Handsome is as handsome does,” was her short but pointed reply.

A Very Handsome James Spader as the preppy jerk in Pretty in Pink
-definitely a wolf

To my utter bewilderment at the time, the boys my mom generally favoured were the long-haired rocker types, especially if they played an instrument.  I’m not sure why - perhaps she felt they held an honest disregard for convention.  I had five older siblings with many types of friends, maybe all the rocker kids she knew were just really nice people.  At my high school these kinds of boys were called ‘head bangers’. They usually went around with girls who sported similar rocker hairstyles ornamented with feathered roach clips and head bands.  They tended to answer teachers’ questions in monosyllables and didn’t usually top the academic charts.  Some were even classified as ‘stoners’, an even less desirable label in the upper echelon of my school.  Though friendly with some of the head bangers, I was certainly not their type and, admittedly, they were not mine.  I continued to develop crushes on the ‘wrong’ sorts of boys, often preppy jocks who usually weren’t interested in me beyond a nod in the hallway or as someone’s little sister. My preference for that certain type of boy continued until, as often happens when we begin to grow up, something came along to widen my view of the world.

I took piano lessons until I was fifteen, and in my last year I once again participated in the local music festival. My piece was very difficult and I could not get it right, no matter how hard I practiced.  On the day of the festival, thirteen young pianists assembled on the front pew of the Nelson United Church.  The lights were dim, except for on the stage, and at the desk of the adjudicators, making them look like pale distant ghosts owning only heads and pen-holding hands.  I was extremely nervous but glad to be in the middle of the pack, not at the front.  Sitting next to me was a boy I had never seen before.  He had long, blonde hair, an Iron Maiden t-shirt, and jeans on – mom’s type.   “This should be interesting,” I remember thinking to myself as he approached the bench when they called his name.  I fully expected to hear a less than stellar performance, maybe a laboured rendition of that Leila Fletcher classic ‘My Little Birch Canoe’, or at best, a choppy interpretation of Beethoven's 'Fur Elise'.  I do not remember what he played, maybe Chopin, maybe Rachmaninoff, but it was a shock to see and hear this long-haired dude blast his way through his challenging piece with such skill and confidence. I was dumbfounded, and after the thunderous applause died down, I was *gasp!* next. As I rose to go up to the stage I could hear people whispering about the long haired pianist:  “Who is he?”  “Where is he from?” Then I heard someone say, “He’s ___ ___ from The Valley.  His family is so talented”.   I was really nervous now – rattled, actually.  My pre-conceived notions had just been turned upside down.  How could I possibly follow Rocker Valley Boy's performance!  I sat down on the bench.  I started to play.  I stopped after a few bars and started again. I stopped again, and started again.  I screwed up so badly the adjudicators took pity on me and allowed me to get my music, even though we were supposed to have memorized our pieces.  I got through my nasty piece somehow and with a limping heart and downcast eyes I returned to my seat.  Mortified, and afraid to look at my mom and sister in the audience, let alone at the blonde piano star beside me, I kept my gaze downward.

Quietly, from beside me Rocker Valley Boy spoke.  “Hey, that was pretty good,” he said.
“No, it wasn’t, and you know it,” I managed to whisper.
He turned to look at me.  I finally looked up at him, barely meeting his eyes. “Yeah, it was,” he said, smiling encouragingly.  “Don’t worry about it.”
I was immediately cheered by his friendly and generous words. I could breathe again.  He wasn’t lying either, so I couldn’t accuse him of mere flattery: later, the adjudicator even praised the bits between the screw ups.

I developed a sort of admiration for Rocker Valley Boy out of appreciation for what he did for me that festival day.  On rare occasions I would see him in town and feel a little flutter of the heart.  There is no telling when the words of our mothers will come true.

18 comments:

  1. Woo! Little nostalgic trip back through high school politics!

    Very sweet story; thanks for sharing!

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  2. Oh, as an aside, have you seen James Spader in his current tv show? I've just seen him in the ads, but wow is he terrifying. Though I suspect no less malicious than he was in Pretty in Pink.

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    1. No I haven't, but he is pretty good at that sort of role, isn't he? I used to watch him in a legal show a few years ago and he was very smarmy in that one as well.
      Glad you enjoyed this post, Val :)

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  3. Lovely, Rebecca! Those high school memories that make your heart go pitter-patter (in the good way and the not-so-goo :) )Your mom was a wise woman and you, obviously, were a wise girl!

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    1. Oh no, not such a wise girl. I kissed many a frog before I found a prince or two.

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  4. You've made me wonder about some of the boys I knew during my teens and even the young men who were in their 2os. Because I've moved around a bit, I've lost track of many.

    "Did" their looks match their personalities? Hmmm... :)

    Maybe they'd wonder the same about me. lol

    My 3 daughters played piano since they were 3, 4, and 5 years old. Two have stopped.The soon-to-be 16 year old is still playing and she plays at auditions, too. I take my hat off to you, her, and all who manage to do the recitals and auditions before judges!

    Happy New Year, Rebecca!

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    1. Yes, I can ask the same question, although I'm not sure I'd want to know the answers :)
      It's great your one daughter still loves to play.
      Happy New Year to you as well!

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  5. I'm not quite sure what a 'frat boy' is but I found this piece of nostalgia fascinating. It reminded me of my first (unsuitable) boyfriend. He rode a motorbike and smoked. A later boyfriend, approved of by my mother - good family, good university, studying law, was actually a creep and not as respectable as she supposed!

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    1. 'frat' is short for 'fraternity', which is a sort of club in North American universities. The female version is called a sorority. Fraternities tend to be notorious for mysoginistic behaviour.

      I hope you married the one on the motorbike, wink, wink.

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  6. ha. nice...hey i was a head banger in my youth so i must be some good...smiles....and our words def make an impact in the lives of others so i see why you might get that flutter in seeing him...ha....wolves..i knew a few of them in my day as well....

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  7. It sounds like he was a kind person.
    It is funny how we tend to like the opposite of what our parents like : )

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  8. Hmmm... makes you wonder where you'd be if we practiced arranged marriages? I wonder what became of Rocker Valley Boy.

    Nice pic of young James Spader. Definitely fit the wolf definition in that one, although I had a thing for his geeky Stargate character.

    To my mom, they were all wolves!

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    1. Funny thing, James Spader is not the sort of middle aged man I happen to find attractive. It doesn't help that he plays some pretty awful characters!

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  9. Beautifully done. Well observed, perfectly pitched. Super!

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    1. Thank you. Very glad you enjoyed it! It's a rewrite of a piece I wrote a long time ago.

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  10. I read this somewhat through the eyes of my 19 year old daughter. Geez I hope she knows what she's doing.
    P.S. Well done.

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    1. Good luck with that! And thanks for dropping by :)

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